WetPhyseter's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Whale]

This is two of my favorite things

Skeletons, and whales.

Gob dless.

Ishnuala responds:

Love whales too! They are like spirit of ocean.

[More Nudes]

What I do when I feel unsatisfied with my anatomy is I study the skeleton and draw it an ungodly amount. It really helps, and if better anatomy is what you're shooting for, I say give it a try.

JaviJavi responds:

my professors tell us to do something similar to that also, i just thought it was bullshit, but it actually sounds legit ! ima give it a try thanks for the suggestion!

[Newgrounds Fan-Made Tank Award]

I'm sorry, but that just looks awful.

Clatform responds:

thanks for the review anyway :P

[Customer Awareness]

To be honest, I expected a squid. I'll make one.

He looks like the kind of person who would purchase a mirror, some costumes and a giant mobile theater/home. Also booze. A lot of booze.

SpamClamberton responds:

Oh I get it, Dr Parnassus. Yeah the red circle on white is a thing a lot of Sadhus paint on their heads, though that's one of a few different things. I don't actually know what they all mean.

[Groundskeeper]

Somehow

Somehow I knew it would feature a flaccid penis. And a dedicatedly erected skyscraper. Say, is this Tasmania? I have heard the air is so clean there giant malnourished albinos feed off the clouds. But just the clouds that look like people because ALBINOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL.

I like his eyes.

SpamClamberton responds:

Well it can't be Tasmania, because we don't have any skyscrapers here. Cloud-eating albinos however I'm not sure of.

I like your eyes.

[THIS IS NOT THE REAL TITLE]

Silly Dolphins

The dolphin deserved it. They go around in a group of males and kidnap a single female dolphin, which they hold for weeks on end, while continuously raping it. That, and they give me foot-migraines with their chattering and screaming. Did you know they beat up poor defenseless sharks for a past-time? Oh, lovely drawing by the way. I see Zalmoxis has been waxing again.

SpamClamberton responds:

He's glad you noticed.

[More Bacon]

Reminds me of...

... Some of the stuff I draw. In my special binder. My internet stuff is doody. So, if you had a message, it would be... "Greedy politicians get fat off of ill-earned spoils as they make those unfit and innocent work for them." But it's probably just "If a hippo and a shrew made sweet, sweet tender love, their offspring would really like bacon." Which is a lot more rebellious. But you're politically incorrect in this. shreppos are the natural prey of both wheelbarrows AND bacon. If you need a manager, you should hit me up because I'm free, lazy, have no experience, and lonely. But I'm a damned good juggler.

SpamClamberton responds:

You can juggle with the best of 'em.

[Consumeristocratism]

Naughty.

Is what the word behind Mr. Skelomnitous' hand says. Anywhozzle, the scribbley shading that details the main focus point of the picture is great- and especially on Mr. S' muscles, it makes them very prominent. I think the clouds in the background are just snails and packing peanuts that inhabit your house that somehow were absorbed into the art, because they look so real. I also have to ask why there are two lonely hobos in the crowd. Why are they so lonely? Oh, and I look forward to making eye sex to more of your work once you mass produce it.

SpamClamberton responds:

I once saw a hobo grinning naughtily at a picture of a girls face on the front of the matchbox he was holding. He's never lonely anymore since that naughty sexy logo came into his life.

Here's his beautiful queen:
http://www.redheads.com.au/images/prod/matches_safety.jpg

[A SELF PORTRAIT OF MYSELF SELF]

That's hot.

It is. It truly truly is. That's the reason why you're my favorite artist. That, and your weirdness. I wanna grow up to be just like you. Except for the eye brows. That's a tad bit to thick for me. Oh, but congrats on making the list.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.editAlbumPhoto&albumID=1865312&imageID=32236751

Please don't arrest me. Oh, and I like the colors and stuff. Keep it up, fo real dawg.

SpamClamberton responds:

Ahhh what list? I made a (fake) myspace account so it would let me look but then it said I needed to be a friend or something. Is there another way you can show me? Sorry for the trouble, I know nothing when it comes to social networking.