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FELIX

WHY IS THERE SO MANY I HAVE NOT SEEN, FELIX.

Some great sillyness

But for me, the humor was ruined by animation and other butterscotch what-nots. So basically, we have a decent flash with potential to be fantastic.

The subject is Animation!

Seriously, you're animation isn't that bad. THere's tons of "animators" on Newgrounds who think they're the cat's pajamas and the bee's knees, or even the bee's knees in the cat's pajamas, but really they're just shit. You, on the other hand, are not shit. You're a pretty decent animator. BE PROUD, OH ANIMATOR OF WOLVES.

Indoubtly...

... This is indoubtly what happens when you stay to a strict mayonassie-only diet. Maybe you should try some other condiments? There's this sauce in my fridge ominously labeled "All-purpose". Try that. Yeah. Try it REAL hard.

As a...

As a Satanist, I find this blasphemous, incorrect, offensive, and a horrid piece of work meant to kick my religion square in the genitalia.
As me, I find it hilarious, fucking hilarious, incredibly well done, with smooth animation, and the stupidity works nicely. Admittedly, the main plot of this does seem to be familiar, but you pulled it off nicely. I also love the voice work, kudos. Now that I'm done acting smartness and all...
HAHA tht was freakin funny dude k3ep it up!!!1!!

For the love of Enki

Please, don't ever stop making these things. Ever. Or I will find you and send a delightfully heartfelt speech about why you should continue.

SpamClamberton responds:

heartfelt speeches, my one weakness!

GOING THROUGH EVERYTHING

I'm reviewing everything of yours that I have not yet. Which fills up time because I can't sleep... How are you? How's Australia? Do you have the accent that people from my country assume all of you do, the really heavy one with dialect like barbie and croc? To be honest, it doesn't really matter. This particular flash is what I show my friends when I want to communicate what I want my art to be like. Quite frankly, you are my favorite artist, as I have said before, and always will be. My children or the children of whatever house I'm bunking in will tug at my shirt and ask "Who is Master Aardvark and why do you have a picture of you riding a buzzard?" To which I will reply, "It's a condor. Now go along."
That might be the lack of sleep talking.

SpamClamberton responds:

I have the sort of accent that isn't the sort of accent you're thinking of. Most people in Tasmania talk that way, but don't say croc or barbie much. They mainly just say "Fuck you lookin at, fuckin poofter cunt?"

New Top Favorite.

It wasn't funny, but this was one of those things where I can't help but watch with a smile. While smiling at pig slaughter may make me a bit weird, I have to say that I loved the fluidity of everything, and the oddness that can be found in everyone of your works was very strong here. I believe you should have a show as Bob Ross did.

SpamClamberton responds:

I always love your way with words.

I love it.

It's pretty damn catchy. I have absolutely no problems with this, just the comments- Why is it everyone who says they don't like Halo even if they like they like this flash rated a useless review? I personally hate Halo. Let's see if that makes this review useless.

Beautiful.

Did I ever so mention you are my favorite artist, of both flash and art? You excell my standards, good sah.
From the INCREDIBLY fancy loader, to the uplifting use of colors, to the creative usage of tapirs. I must say, I enjoy your tapirs. I haven't even watched it yet.

It's amazing. I love you.

SpamClamberton responds:

I always find the name Nik Schemel stuck in my head (It has a certain ring to it). I used to think 'Why do I know that name?' and kept thinking it must be a famous person. Then I realised it was the name of that really nice guy who writes me reviews and favourites my stuff. And now every time it gets stuck in my head I'm all like "You can't fool me brain, I KNOW who Nik Schemel is!"
Oh, and thankyou for being awesome to me all the time!

Cocks.

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