WetPhyseter's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rechabite]

Ah yes.

This is what I decided to write.

That reminds me of the workings of my mind.
How feelings creep upon me, though some are hard to find.
Twisted thoughts of multitude, scores thats fall like sheet,
And sentimental oddities that bring me to feet.
Little men of little voice grow and turn to me,
Revising ways of how to act, and who I'm supposed to be.
Always when I lose my grip and start to be undone,
Another set of mind takes over for another run.

Oh, and I should go do my launders. You fantastical art-maker, you.

[Joe Ueberroth]

I don't know how I got here

You look nothing like yourself, be ashamed.

[Groundskeeper]

Somehow

Somehow I knew it would feature a flaccid penis. And a dedicatedly erected skyscraper. Say, is this Tasmania? I have heard the air is so clean there giant malnourished albinos feed off the clouds. But just the clouds that look like people because ALBINOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL.

I like his eyes.

SpamClamberton responds:

Well it can't be Tasmania, because we don't have any skyscrapers here. Cloud-eating albinos however I'm not sure of.

I like your eyes.

[THIS IS NOT THE REAL TITLE]

Silly Dolphins

The dolphin deserved it. They go around in a group of males and kidnap a single female dolphin, which they hold for weeks on end, while continuously raping it. That, and they give me foot-migraines with their chattering and screaming. Did you know they beat up poor defenseless sharks for a past-time? Oh, lovely drawing by the way. I see Zalmoxis has been waxing again.

SpamClamberton responds:

He's glad you noticed.

[BREAST HEADED SM PRIEST RAFFY]

Oh, oh my...

When he is squeezed, does he shoot out holy water?

[Inhalant]

Probably

Doesn't help the general idea that you're a druggy. Or maybe you are. Dreams are an addiction, especially when flavored with dead-guy's-hole-in-head powder. I also don't know why you insist on drawing my family members. But hey, your brain is a mysterious and wonderful thing. I look forward to eating it with DGHIH powder.

[More Bacon]

Reminds me of...

... Some of the stuff I draw. In my special binder. My internet stuff is doody. So, if you had a message, it would be... "Greedy politicians get fat off of ill-earned spoils as they make those unfit and innocent work for them." But it's probably just "If a hippo and a shrew made sweet, sweet tender love, their offspring would really like bacon." Which is a lot more rebellious. But you're politically incorrect in this. shreppos are the natural prey of both wheelbarrows AND bacon. If you need a manager, you should hit me up because I'm free, lazy, have no experience, and lonely. But I'm a damned good juggler.

SpamClamberton responds:

You can juggle with the best of 'em.

[Consumeristocratism]

Naughty.

Is what the word behind Mr. Skelomnitous' hand says. Anywhozzle, the scribbley shading that details the main focus point of the picture is great- and especially on Mr. S' muscles, it makes them very prominent. I think the clouds in the background are just snails and packing peanuts that inhabit your house that somehow were absorbed into the art, because they look so real. I also have to ask why there are two lonely hobos in the crowd. Why are they so lonely? Oh, and I look forward to making eye sex to more of your work once you mass produce it.

SpamClamberton responds:

I once saw a hobo grinning naughtily at a picture of a girls face on the front of the matchbox he was holding. He's never lonely anymore since that naughty sexy logo came into his life.

Here's his beautiful queen:
http://www.redheads.com.au/images/prod/matches_safety.jpg

[Exhibition Poster]

Psychedelic but...

I truly hope you don't have such manner of birds on your campus, or at least if you do, that their feces don't make a testament to gay pride. Which is a problem here. Not homosexuality, just rainbow feces. You'd find that out if you've ever been to our incredibly large French woman, Liberty, standing outside of Manhattan. Ooo, if you do, takes some pictures and send them to me. I've never been their and I hear the people are rude. Anyways, I love the detail applied to the letters, makes the whole thing eye-popping. The more I stare at it, the more I notice, like the fish hook, or the nipple on the old lady. All-in-all, another wonderful piece from you. I hope my time machine gets out of the wash soon so I may attend it. Oh, and it's probably best for everyone if you stop insisting on emblazoning the word ART on every pile of multi-colored droppings you find.

[A SELF PORTRAIT OF MYSELF SELF]

That's hot.

It is. It truly truly is. That's the reason why you're my favorite artist. That, and your weirdness. I wanna grow up to be just like you. Except for the eye brows. That's a tad bit to thick for me. Oh, but congrats on making the list.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.editAlbumPhoto&albumID=1865312&imageID=32236751

Please don't arrest me. Oh, and I like the colors and stuff. Keep it up, fo real dawg.

SpamClamberton responds:

Ahhh what list? I made a (fake) myspace account so it would let me look but then it said I needed to be a friend or something. Is there another way you can show me? Sorry for the trouble, I know nothing when it comes to social networking.